Through the intercession of their patron Saint Francis de Sales, I pray that God may grant communications workers the capacity always to carry out their work conscientiously and professionally.
Amen to that.
Dear Vatican,
We are greatly intrigued by this particular saint, and desire to know more about him. Does he, for example, smite with (ironic) lightning or afflict with boils those communications workers who design touch-tone menu systems, staff helldesks, or design proprietary ‘walled garden’ systems?
What is the Blessed St Frank’s position on those who use their knowledge to empower and further the work of those obvious arms of Satanic influence in the world that are the MPAA, RIAA and copyright maximalists? Can those who work against the freedom of human interaction ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven? Or are they destined for a Boschian hell, to be tormented for all eternity by public domain demons?
Yours faithfully
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